The Extraordinary Urban God of Medicine Chapter 52

Chapter 52: Apologies

The Dragon Phoenix Soup was extremely fragrant and whetted everybody’s appetite.

Leng Kai, Song Jian, and the rest could not help but be entranced by the wonderful aroma, their faces full of rapture and intoxication.

Huang Xiaolong grinned broadly and quickly climbed up the tree, released the silk rope that bounded Shu Qinghan’s legs, and carried her back to the ground.

Huang Xiaolong put Shu Qinghan down gently. However, Shu Qinghan, who had been hanging upside-down from the tree for quite some time, could not stand properly when her feet touched the ground, and her soft body crumpled into a heap and fell into Huang Xiaolong’s arms. Huang Xiaolong casually hooked his arms around her waist, ‘Goddamn, this sensation is amazing, this willow waist is so slender…’

“Heh, Qinghan, everything’s fine now,” Huang Xiaolong said cheerfully.

After getting rid of the king ratsnake from her stomach, Shu Qinghan felt lighter, as if a great burden was lifted. She stared at her flat abdomen that did not hold a trace of fat in pleasant surprise, and her whole body trembled in excitement.

The next moment, Shu Qinghan, who had forgotten herself in her exhilaration, put her arms around Huang Xiaolong’s neck and kissed him hard on his cheek with a loud smack of her lips.

Huang Xiaolong received a sudden kiss…

“Xiaolong! Thank you! I don’t even know how to thank you!” Shu Qinghan gazed at Huang Xiaolong with relief, her almond-shaped eyes sparkled brightly, her pink cheeks held a hint of shy cuteness, and her plump lips gleamed under the shining sun.

“Qinghan!” Song Yuru ran over gleefully and could not help herself and rubbed Shu Qinghan’s abdomen. “Wow! It’s really gone!”

“Yuru, don’t touch me like that…” Shu Qinghan loosened her hold on Huang Xiaolong and reached out to touch Song Yuru too. The two pretty girls giggled and teased each other, emitting their elation.

After a while, Song Yuru turned a curious and awestruck face at Huang Xiaolong and asked, “Xiaolong, what happened exactly? Why is there a snake in Qinghan’s tummy?”

Huang Xiaolong smiled. “I can’t explain it either. Perhaps, when Qinghan was ovulating, a snake egg got into her body by accident and hatched, so the baby snake grew up in her body… Anyway, this is an extremely rare occurrence that might not happen in a thousand years.”

After a pause, Huang Xiaolong said again, “Alright, Qinghan’s problem has come to an end. Wifey, send the video recording to Qinghan so that she can prove her innocence to her family members. Mm… I’m hungry, let’s dig in!”

“Ah? Eat… eat that… dragon phoenix soup?” Both Song Yuru and Shu Qinghan frowned.

“It’s best not to eat that… that… It’s very fragrant, and it looks very delicious, but… it came out from Qinghan’s tummy… pfft…” Song Yuru shivered involuntarily. “I’m not eating that.”

Not only Song Yuru was disgusted, but Shu Qinghan was also shaking her head repeatedly. “Xiaolong, I’m not eating it either. Even thinking about it makes me sick.”

“Oh…” Huang Xiaolong did not find any problem with it. He raised his eyes and looked at Leng Kai, Song Jian, and the others before he walked over with a mischievous look.

“Well, do you want to eat it?” Huang Xiaolong laughed.

“To think you’d label something so disgusting as delicious food…” Chen Shuangshuang glared at Huang Xiaolong derisively. She actually wanted to taste the dragon phoenix soup, but she could not bear to see Huang Xiaolong’s victorious attitude, so she was deliberately sarcastic.

“That’s right, Huang Xiaolong. This dragon phoenix soup of yours, you can finish it on your own. None of us will eat such a foul and revolting thing.” Leng Kai gulped but tried to act disdainfully.

“Alright.” Huang Xiaolong looked serious. “Then, you can start apologizing to Qinghan!”

Apologize?

Leng Kai, Song Jian, and the rest looked at each other, their faces full of reluctance.

They were mocking and humiliating Qinghan just a while ago, but now, they were forced to lower their pride and apologize to her, and they were unwilling to do so.

“Hahaha…” Leng Kai laughed drily. “Apologizing… We’re all fellow students, since Qinghan is fine now, all of us are happy for her. As for apologizing, I think… there’s no need for it. Besides, whether we apologize or not, that’s none of your business.”

Yes, these people came from families with solid backgrounds and were pampered by their family members since they were young. They were full of themselves, arrogant, and had never lowered themselves for anyone. Especially Leng Kai, getting him to apologize was an impossible feat!

“Didn’t we make a bet? Since you’ve lost, why don’t you keep your promise and apologize to Qinghan?” Huang Xiaolong said despondently. “City folks are really untrustworthy, it seems.”

“Enough! Huang Xiaolong, a little farm boy like you dares to act all high and mighty in front of us? The impudence!” Leng Kai scoffed. “I’ll not apologize, what can you do about it?”

“Leng Kai, going back on your word like this, is it really okay?” Song Yuru pulled Shu Qinghan along with her. “And you’re a man too, that’s very unreliable.”

Fang Ruoyu said awkwardly, “Yuru, come one, there’s no need to go too far. Cut us some slack.”

Huang Xiaolong looked at Leng Kai, his eyes narrowed a little, and said, “Since you refuse to apologize, forget it then. I think you’re quite pitiful, so I won’t force you.”

“Hahaha… I’m pitiful?” Leng Kai looked as if he just heard the world’s greatest joke. “A little farmer like you, with mud on his shoes, said that I’m pitiful? Do you know what my parents do? Do you know how rich my family is? I’m pitiful? Hahaha…”

“I don’t know what your parents do, and I don’t know how rich your family is, but I do know… you’re sick.” Sure enough, a look of remorse crossed Huang Xiaolong’s face. “Sigh… so sickly at such a young age, it’s such a pity.”

“You’re the one that’s sick! Your whole family is sick!” Leng Kai was livid.

“Your face is dark and gloomy, voice low and weak, and you’ll experience backaches when you walk too much. This is a clear sign of kidney deficiency, caused by excessive bedroom activities.” Huang Xiaolong smiled mildly. “By my estimation, you can only last about one minute when you’re doing it. What a pity, what a pity indeed!”

Hearing that, Leng Kai’s whole body shuddered, his expression horrified, and he avoided people’s eyes, as if he was a thief that got caught red-handed. “You… you’re spouting nonsense!”

In fact, just as Huang Xiaolong said, in recent years, Leng Kai had been experiencing premature ejaculation, and could not last longer than one minute in bed. This was his greatest shame and his biggest secret. Unexpectedly, it was exposed by Huang Xiaolong in public today.

Despite that, it was not something Leng Kai would ever admit. “What a joke, you… you’re just… smearing my good reputation.”

Leng Kai was adamantly defensive, but when the onlookers cast surprised looks at him, and saw him covered in a cold sweat with a guilty expression, they immediately realized that Huang Xiaolong was not talking gibberish, that Leng Kai really had this problem…

‘I’m going to faint. Leng Kai’s family background is so good, yet he’s suffering from such a condition… I really can’t tell by looking at him…’ Fang Ruoyu’s mouth twitched contemptuously.

“Apart from kidney deficiency and premature ejaculation, you’re also suffering from nocturnal emission. Once every two days, you’ll experience an emission at around 4 or 5 a.m., and have to change your pants,” Huang Xiaolong drawled solemnly.

“Ahh!!! Stop talking!” Leng Kai stared at Huang Xiaolong in horror. He was scared, he was really scared. Such humiliating matters were revealed by Huang Xiaolong one by one, it was as if his clothes were being removed piece by piece. It was too cruel, too vicious…

“That is… Shu Qinghan, sorry, I apologize to you. It was wrong of me to humiliate you, please forgive me. I’ll never speak badly of you again in the future.” To prevent Huang Xiaolong from exposing his darkest secrets any further, Leng Kai finally conceded and apologized to Shu Qinghan.

Since Leng Kai had apologized, Huang Xiaolong did not hound him any further but turned his attention to the voluptuous Fang Ruoyu. “You’re also sick.”

Fang Ruoyu’s cold sweat started dripping, “Nonsense! I’m not sick! I just did a physical examination at the hospital last week, there’s nothing wrong with me!”

“You’re sick. After the age of fifteen, haven’t you been experiencing a loss of sleep, tossing and turning every night, and you feel a burning in your heart, your skin feverish, and you only need a thin quilt even during the dead of winter?”

Hearing those words, Fang Ruoyu looked as if she saw a ghost!

“I believe you should go to the general hospital for a full medical examination. The doctor said there’s nothing wrong with you, correct? But from a traditional Chinese medicine point of view, your problem is very serious! There is an imbalance of yin and yang in your body, leading to a disorder in your metabolism and an increase in gonadal hormone secretion. In other words, you have a high s*x drive. When you’re upset and couldn’t sleep at night, do you feel slightly relieved after doing it with a man? You also do it by yourself frequently, but after each time, you’d feel an emptiness in your heart. You’re still young and your body can still handle it now, but if this situation continues, your lifeforce will be exhausted by the time you reach thirty, and you’ll age prematurely… The root of this condition might be attributed to the time when you were thirteen and obsessed with masturbation.”

“Stop talking! Stop talking! I beg of you!” Fang Ruoyu cried into her hands. “I’ll apologize, I’ll apologize, alright? Shu Qinghan, I’m sorry, please forgive me. From now on, I’ll never speak badly about you again.”

Huang Xiaolong nodded his head in satisfaction, before turning his gaze on Song Jian.

Song Jian startled in fright, “Don’t! Don’t! I know what to do… Shu Qinghan, I’m really sorry for taunting you all the time. I was wrong. You’re not pregnant out of wedlock, you’re innocent. I was wrong, I was really wrong. We’re fellow students, please forgive me.”

No one wanted their privacy to be exposed in public. Song Jian contracted a sexually transmitted disease a few years ago and was only cured after half a year of treatment. When he saw Huang Xiaolong’s prowess, he was terrified, and quickly apologized to Shu Qinghan before Huang Xiaolong opened his mouth.

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Subsequently, An Kang, Tong Xiaobo, Chen Shuangshuang and the rest, took turns to apologize to Shu Qinghan, each one more sincere than the other.

Song Yuru and Shu Qinghan stared at Huang Xiaolong with stars in their eyes!

Too awesome!

Too amazing!

Giving people a taste of their own medicine, taking them apart by talking his way through things, this was the impression they had about Huang Xiaolong!